Great Food, Family Fun and Entertainment

Just a couple of quick facts about this year's company picnic:

• It's only for those of us in Deerfield, proving once again that if you don't work at HQ, you aren't important. However, you'll still receive all of the email announcements for this event, so while you don't get to have a picnic, at least you can hear about how great it will be for the chosen ones.
• It costs a lot of money. In a climate of slashing costs, we've spared no expense on this little shindig. We discontinue employees' health coverage the day they are laid off, but when the execs have a chance to make a big show about how great their company is, it's open checkbooks. "See how wonderful we are? We are your benevolent leaders! Eat your hotdogs while basking in the knowledge that tomorrow we may kick you to the curb in another workforce reduction!"